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The cinema of Iran is a flourishing film industry with a very long history. Many popular movies are annually made in Iran, and Iranian art films win praise around the world.World-renowned Austrian filmmaker Michael Haneke and German filmmaker Werner Herzog, along with many film critics from around the world, have praised Iranian cinema as one of the world's most important artistic cinema.
Here's the list of top 10 movies.

1 . A separation

A married Iranian couple are faced with a difficult decision - to improve the life of their child by moving to another country or to stay in Iran and look after a deteriorating parent who has Alzheimers. 




It's a story about three Iranian families who are traveling to North of Iran in order that they can introduce the teacher of one of these families daughters to one of their divorced friends who's coming from Germany to Iran but everything changes when the young teacher (Elly) disappears.

3 . Children of Heaven

Zohre's shoes are gone; her older brother Ali lost them. They are poor, there are no shoes for Zohre until they come up with an idea: they will share one pair of shoes.



During the Iran - Iraq War, Bashu, a young boy loses his house and all his family. Scared, he sneaks into a truck that is leaving. He gets off the truck in the Northern part of the country, where everything from landscape to language is different. He meets Naii, who is trying to raise her two young children, while her husband is away. Despite cultural differences, and the fact that they do not speak the same language, Bashu and Naii slowly form a strong bond.




 The whole village knows that Mashti Hassan loves his cow to death. One day he goes to the Tehran. His cow dies. The villagers are afraid of what might happen once Hassan finds out his cow is dead.



Near the Iraqi-Turkish border on the eve of an American invasion, refugee children like 13-year-old Kak, gauge and await their fate.



Mohammad, a boy at Tehran's institute for the blind, waits for his dad to pick him up for summer vacation.The lad is a loving student of nature and longs for village life with his family, but his father is ashamed of him, wanting to farm the boy out to clear the way for marriage to a woman who knows nothing of this son. Over granny's objections, dad apprentices Mohammad far from home to a blind carpenter. Can anything bring father and son together?



Iranian musicians Negar and Ashkan look for band members to play at a London concert, and the visa that allows them to leave Tehran to do so.

9 . The White Balloon


Several people try to take advantage of a little girl's innocence to hustle money that her mom gave her to buy a goldfish with.

10 . Offside


Struggle of Women in a country that excludes them from entering the stadiums.

Here's my list of top atheist quote by famous philosophers and thinkers.

We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes. Quote By : Gene Roddenberry 

With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. Said By : Steven Weinberg






Men never commit evil so fully and joyfully as when they do it for religious convictions.
Quote By : Blaise Pascal  












Most religions prophecy the end of the world and then consistently work together to ensure that these prophecies come true. Anonymous

The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. Quotation By : George Bernard Shaw

Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. Anonymous

Since the Bible and the church are obviously mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust them to tell us where we are going?  Anonymous











What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof.















Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? Quotation By : Epicurus

I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. Quoted By : Stephen Roberts

And if there were a God, I think it very unlikely that He would have such an uneasy vanity as to be offended by those who doubt His existence. Quote By : Bertrand Russell

It ain’t the parts of the Bible that I can’t understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. Quotation By : Mark Twain










When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion.


















Creationists make it sound like a ‘theory’ is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. Quote By :  Isaac Asimov

Lighthouses are more helpful then churches. Quotation By : Benjamin Franklin


Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest. Quotation By : Denis Diderot

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. Quotation By : Edward Gibbon

The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church. Quote By : Ferdinand Magellan


Religion could better be known as the 2000 year hoax. It proves that someone way back had a sense of humour. Quoted By : Allan Tyas