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Here's the list of top muslim football players around the World. Former players are not included in the list. Mesut Ozil  Country : Germany Club : Real Madrid Position : Attacking midfielder Mesut Özil born on 15 October 1988 is a practicing Muslim. He recites the Quran before his football matches. Talking to the Der Tagesspiegel, Özil said, "I always do that before I go out (on the pitch). I pray and my teammates know that they cannot talk to me during this brief period." Samir Nasri Country : France Club : Manchester City Position : Attacking midfielder Winger Samir Nasri (born 26 June 1987) has been a revelation at Arsenal and has been hailed by many in France as 'The New Zidane'. This football player was born to Algerian parents in France and raised as a Muslim. Ibrahim Afellay Country : Netherlands Football Club : Barcelona Player Position : Attacking midfielder or Winger He was named Best Young Player...

Here's the list of youngest mothers in the history. Lina Medina - youngest in world Age : 5 years Country : Peru father : Unknown Year : May 1939 ThLinda got attendance of her parents when they noticed abnormal increase of her belly; she was thought to have had a tumor but when Linda was taken to hospital, there they get to know about her pregnancy. Medina gave birth to a 2.7 kg (6.0 lb) son, named Gerardo, by caesarean section . Yelizaveta Eлизавeтa Age : 6 years Year : 1934 Father : Liza's grandfather Country : Soviet Union Zulma Guadalupe Morales Date : January 1993 Age : 8 years Father : unknown Country : Mexico Anne Mummenthaler Mother 's Age : 8.9 years Date : December 1759 Father : A relative of the girl's parents Country : Switzerlands Wanwisa Janmuk Mother's Age : 9 years Date : February 2001 Father : Janmuk's 27-year-old husband Country : Thailand Estelle P. Date : March 1908 Mother's...

Online advertising has started gaining pace in india. The 38 million Internet users in india are catching the eyes of every advertiser in the country. Here's the list of top 10 ad networks. Please provide suggestions to improve this list. 10 . Tyroo Network Model : CPC / CPM / CPL 9 . Ozone Media Indian Ad Network Model : CPM / CPC and CPA ads 8 . Axill (Social Media Exchange) Network Model : CPM advertising and CPA advertising 7 . Value Click Ad Network Advertising Model : CPM based Ad Network Requirnments : It needed more then 3000 ad impressions every month. 6 . Infolinks (Intext) Advertising Network Model : CPC 5 . Clicksor Network Model : CPM, CPC, CPA, Popups 4 . Komli / Pubmatic Indian Ad Network Ad Model : CPC,CPM,CPL Model. 3 . AdMagnet Indian Network  Ad Network Model : CPM (Cost Per Mile), CPC (Cost per Click) Eligibility Criteria : 1 million page views per month. 2...

The Shadow Lines (1988) is a Sahitya Akademi Award-winning novel by Indian writer Amitav Ghosh. Revolving around the theme of nationalism in an increasingly globalized world, Ghosh's The Shadow Lines questions the real meaning of political freedom and the borders which virtually seem to both establish and separate.This book captures the perspectival view of time and events. "The Shadow Lines" draws a line that bring people together and hold them apart. The Shadow Lines Character Analysis :   The Characters  web Amitav Ghosh's "The Shadow Lines" Short Summary : It is a story of a middle class Indian family based in Calcutta. The narrator, the unnamed boy, adores his uncle Tridib because of his tremendous knowledge and his perspective of the incidents and places.The narrator is sexually attracted to his cousin Ila but his feelings are passive.Tha'mma has a dreadful past and wants to reunite her family...

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Amber Laura Heard is an american actress and model. She was born on April 22 in Austin, Texas. Her father, David, is a contractor, and her mother, Paige, is an internet researcher.She started her fim carrer with the movie Friday Night Lightsin 2004. She is dating artist Tasya van Ree. Heard grew up around guns, and owns a .357 Magnum. She is also fan of muscle cars, drives a 1968 Ford Mustang. Amber Heard told about her sexuality, "I don't label myself one way or another – I have had successful relationships with men and now a woman. I love who I love; it's the person that matters." ...

Born on December 3, 1985 in Pennsylvania Amanda Michelle Seyfried is an American actress, singer and songwriter. She started her career as a child model at the age of 11 year. She made her film debut in Mean Girls. After this seyfried appeared in her breakthrough role in the 2008 musical feature film Mamma Mia. Her mother, Annis an occupational therapist and father, Jack, is a pharmacist.  She dated actors Alexander Skarsgård, Dominic Cooper, and Ryan Phillippe.She has German ancestry. ...

An employee applied for leave as follows. "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please give me one-week leave." A Job application from a non-english speaking country. "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!!? )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post." Another great man. "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."  Laundry, India. "Lady's, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time." Hotel, Moscow (opposite Russian Orthodox monastery). "You are welcome to visit cemetery where famous russian and soviet composer, artist and writers are buried daily except Thrusday." From H.A.L. Administration Dept. "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me...

A website way2sms based in hyderabad, india offers to send unlimited free sms messages to any mobile network all across india.Way2sms.com was founded by Raju Vanapala in 2006. In September 2011, the website had reached a milestone of 20 million users. Best Features : 1 . Way2SMS delivers most of the messages in less than 10 seconds. 2 . Get Free Email alerts directly to your mobile phone. 3 . Schedule your message to be delivered on next day or any other date and time. 4 . You can also access it from its wap version http://wap.way2sms.com directly from your mobile. 5 . It allows 140 characters message out of standard 160characters . 6 . The Service is absolutely free. 7 . You can also block all messages from way2sms.com by sending an email to support@way2sms.com mentioning your mobile no. in the body of your email. 8 . Create your best friend's circle and send a message to all of them in one click. 9 . It also allows...